The Anxiety of Influencers (essay)
The Worst Novelist in the English Language (essay)
The Two Faces of Suicide (essay)
Lost in Summerland (essay)
Notes from A Last Man (essay)
Men At Work (essay)
Midwestern Gothic (essay)
For Whom Is The Water Park Fun? (essay)
This is Not A Test (essay)
Waiting for Fresco (essay)
Perilous Aesthetics (essay)
The Soldier and the Soil (essay)
Calling Audibles (essay)
Pistol Pete's Homework Basketball (essay)
Home Theater (essay)
Letter from a Target-Rich Environment (essay)
On Balding (essay)
Act Naturally: Pretentious, Coolness, and Culture (essay)
Starving (essay)
On Commuting (essay)
Church Not Made With Hands (essay)