“High & Dry” (essay)
The Anxiety of Influencers (essay)
Men At Work (essay)
The Two Faces of Suicide (essay)
Lost in Summerland (essay)
Notes from A Last Man (essay)
Midwestern Gothic (essay)
For Whom Is The Water Park Fun? (essay)
This is Not A Test (essay)
Waiting for Fresco (essay)
Perilous Aesthetics (essay)
The Soldier and the Soil (essay)
Pistol Pete's Homework Basketball (essay)
Calling Audibles (essay)
On Balding (essay)
Home Theater (essay)
The Worst Novelist in the English Language (essay)
Church Not Made With Hands (essay)
On Commuting (essay)
Starving (essay)
Act Naturally: Pretentious, Coolness, and Culture (essay)
Letter from a Target-Rich Environment (essay)